Sigh…

I’ve been easily frustrated these few days. I don’t really know the reason why, but it just happens. One good instance is that when my parents / my bro sounds me on MSN, I immediately get irritated. It’s not that I hate them or something, just that after one message, 10 seconds later if I don’t reply, the wav file of Captain Planet can be heard. And I turn on hostile mode. As I’m typing this, I’m still frustrated over a trivial matter. Blogging at this state of mind isn’t advisable, but at least it chills me down.

So, to fill up what’s been missing for the past 1.5 months, uni life has begun and I’ve adapted to my new hostel as well. Procrastination has started even on the third day of uni, but most of the lectures are already what I know (or what I used to know). Lab sessions are getting interesting, with the fact that we actually dissected a huge rat for physiology to observe its abdominal organs, gastrointestinal tract and reproductive organs. Albeit the smell, it was quite cool. Currently enjoying a 2 week break due to the Melb Commonwealth Games, and since my Uni is near one of the sites they actually have to halt lectures. Nice…

My mind’s really blank now due to much frustration swirling in my mind, so I’m just gonna go get some sleep or something, and hope tomorrow will be a better day. Pictures of Melb won’t be up until I get a digicam. If you ever chat with me on MSN and I sound really cranky, please understand, but this does not mean that you’re forbidden to talk; you might just cheer me up a little, if not it could go either way…

Here I am at Starbucks and finally managed to get on the wireless connection after many frustrating attempts. I had to walk all the way up here because I couldn't do anything when I was with my parents, and upon reaching Starbucks I had to wait about 20 minutes before I got connected successfully. Furthermore, my flight was delayed for 4 hours. It’s not just my flight, the monitors displaying the departure flights were spammed with red blinking words ‘Delayed’. Nice la…

Anyway, I was surfing blogs to overcome my boredomness since I couldn't DotA or WoW on the wireless, and I came across Voon Wei’s who tagged me. Since I had the time, might as well cook something up…

The rules:

The unfortunately tagged have to write an entry of between 100-200 words, with these words included once, and only once:

1. I
2. me
3. blowjob
4. grapes
5. random
6. power
7. loneliness
8. water
9. robot
10. blue

It was 10 o’clock at night when the X-Airbus 3000 was flying across the ocean. Dude, an 18-year-old boy was flipping the channels at random when suddenly a blue movie caught his attention. As he watched, he was aroused sexually until he couldn't take it anymore. He pressed the ‘Call Flight Attendant’ button and waited gleefully.

“Hello sir, how may I help you?” Dude was taken aback at what he heard and turned around. Instead of a beautiful flight attendant, a robot was before him. Equipped with state-of-the-art technology, it was programmed to fulfill every passenger’s needs. “Is it possible for me to get a blowjob from one of the female flight attendants? Dude is feeling something that’s about to be unleashed! Rawrrrr!”

“Invalid request, unable to comply. Would you like some grapes and water instead, sir?” Dude felt so pissed that he looked for the power switch at the back and switched it off. Served that thing right, he thought to himself. Guess he had to suffer from loneliness until the plane landed.

(Approx 171 words, 3% random error ^_^)

Sry Voon Wei if it wasn't lame enough, but I think my lameness has died away since the holidays. Might take a while to resurrect it from the dead…